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to start off this guy is a buddy of mine who is an @sshole. my other buddy's and i tell him all the time; that his car is rice. it's a 94 Civic LX. but i'll just get on with the story.
dude's wife just left him recently. he had to go out of town for a buisness trip. met a girl. they were talking and she asks him what he's got in his car, now if this was me i'd be like "yeah, my type of woman."
so he tells her then she looks around the car and she asks him if it's stick. he's got the shift boot and the wannabe manual shift knob. he says it only an auto.
"WHAT!!! are you *** or something to do all this to an automatic. You can't drive stick or something. I have a hatch and it's stick! Your a ricer." and walks away.
to tell how rice his car is it's an all ebay, autozone, and wal-mart decked out car.
ebay cat-back, ebay front mount intake (look a like intercooler), wal-mat dual deck, ebay lowering springs, autozone matrix wires or something, Civic SI rims (so in the 90's), ebay headers that cracked in less than 3 months.
dude's wife just left him recently. he had to go out of town for a buisness trip. met a girl. they were talking and she asks him what he's got in his car, now if this was me i'd be like "yeah, my type of woman."
so he tells her then she looks around the car and she asks him if it's stick. he's got the shift boot and the wannabe manual shift knob. he says it only an auto.
"WHAT!!! are you *** or something to do all this to an automatic. You can't drive stick or something. I have a hatch and it's stick! Your a ricer." and walks away.
to tell how rice his car is it's an all ebay, autozone, and wal-mart decked out car.
ebay cat-back, ebay front mount intake (look a like intercooler), wal-mat dual deck, ebay lowering springs, autozone matrix wires or something, Civic SI rims (so in the 90's), ebay headers that cracked in less than 3 months.
