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#1 · (Edited)
Allright, I am aware there was a thread a few years ago discussing it, but I'm not gonna bring it back to life and get bi*ched at. So I wanna hear your sex stories. Good, bad, embarrassing etc.
 
#64 ·
Creepy, but okay.

One summer between college my girlfriend and I were both living at home. This made sex inconvenient. However she was only a short 40 minute drive from me. One night I went and picked her up. Living in suburban Salt Lake there aren't too many places you can drive to be alone. She told me of a good place, so I followed her instructions to end up at an elementary school. I was like "I'm sorry, this is just creepy - no." but we saw a church across the street with a large storage building obscuring the adjacent parking spot east of it from the road, and many trees between the houses to the south of the church. We decided this was an appropriate location.

I won't go into too many details, but needless to say the strange positions you end up in when trying to cram two flexible 5'10 people in the backseat of a Tiburon for sexual reasons are quite the adventure. The bruises are also somewhat interesting as you never remember what caused them. We had a few fun nights parked behind the storage building. Being a religious person, I hope God doesn't feel that I am too much of a heathen, and I'm sure he appreciates it more than had we used the parking spots behind an elementary school as that is just wrong on so many levels.
 
#4 ·
On my lap while driving was the best, titties hitting my face was quite distracting though
 
#9 ·
was mainly arm, neck and nipple bites hurt like a ***** though
 
#10 ·
So me and my girl were feeling a little frisky.... so I drove her to a church parking lot... stripped ALL her cloth off and layed her on the hood of the tibby and i smashed it "of course... it was like 3am" HAHA. Even left a booty print! Sooo.... can anyone top that? My girl is a FREAK!
 
#11 ·
So me and my girl were feeling a little frisky.... so I drove her to a church parking lot... stripped ALL her cloth off and layed her on the hood of the tibby and i smashed it "of course... it was like 3am" HAHA. Even left a booty print! Sooo.... can anyone top that? My girl is a FREAK!
Driving beats that.
 
#28 ·
automatic=easy 'brain' while driving without pissing her off so she dont bite you lol
i'm only 5'7/150ish-lbs and i dont mess with no girl bigger than me lmao so the best and easiest place is the passenger seat. missionary is easy for me while she lays on her back with the seat reclined back. now when she wants to get on top she usually bangs her head so she's kinda gotta go a little to the left while the sunroof is open so she can go higher while riding the pony! :)
 
#30 ·
You see, Bruce, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to **** them some place very uncomfortable.

What, like the back of a Tiburon?

(Poorly adopted movie quote for the fail :3_nosthum)
 
#31 ·
I only had sex in the Tiburon once.
It was a heavy rain night and we were parked at my gf condo outside waiting for rain to end....one thing take us to the other and we eventually moved to teh rear seats , it was too uncomfortable and we decied to lower the back seats and slip inside the trunk with half of our body below the hatch and half on the back of the rear seats. It was amazing because it was raining and thurderstorm like there is no tomorrow so we were pretty sure that no one would catch us, I had the car on and the AC on all the time but the lights off
 
#33 ·
you speak with such description I get a strong visualization, it almost seems like I was there huddled under an umbrella watching you two through the window~~
 
#32 ·
last week found a housing development that had nobody living in it yet and turned down the driveway of an empty mansion. hopped in the back seat with my girl and went to town. i actually found it to be quite roomy. put her head on the arm rest with my shorts for a pillow threw the legs up on my shoulders and that was that. i had an old ford escort... way less room in the back of that then the tiburon. thats for sure
 
#38 ·
I must say, I have never had sex in my current Tiburon...when I had my 06 back in 07 right after I got back from deployment I took a chick to a new years party for my buddy and before we went inside, we used the backseat..had to fold both driver and pass seat forward and move it all the way up.....as for juices getting anywhere, she was on birth control so I didn't worry..... I also never worry about anyone seeing b/c #1 I had 5% tinted windows on that car and #2 wouldn't have been the first time someone watched me have sex...nor would it have been the last time....

My current 07 Tib, I have only had road head multiple times when I lived in Tucson, and that was funny b/c each time was with the same girl and she said she didn't swallow but I never let her up unless she did...I was mean to her....
 
#41 ·
this is funny last nite i tried the back seat and it wasn't happening just was not enough room, I'm 6'4 210lbs..

so we went back to the front seat, it wasn't great but it worked
 
#44 ·
Lmao....this thread is win...
The most memorable time i have had in the tib would be the time i threw this coworker on the roof of my car...ate my midnight snack and threw her on the hood...zipper of her sweater scratched my hood :|
lol.
Good times...
 
#48 ·
Lolz its the interwebzzz. "No one will ever read my most likely false stories that I post in this thread because I'm a 16 year old High school kid who thinks talking about this makes me teh awzumz...."

Pics or it didn't happen
 
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