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Well, sometimes I just get tired of seeing so many misused words on a daily basis all over the interweb, so I decided I'd provide this helpful little guide for all of those among us that should probably head back to intermediate English classes and try again.

A - used before a consonant; "A car"
An - used before a vowel; "An exhaust system"
note: for acronyms (SRI), either "a" or "an" can be correct, depending on how you say it when you read it; "An S-R-I" or "A short ram intake"

A lot - the word "alot" does not exist in the English language

Are - to be; the plural form of is; "We are on newtiburon.com"
Hour - a measure of time (60 minutes)
Our -plural for showing possession; "Our home"

Brake - either a noun for the part of your car that stops you, or a verb meaning to apply the brakes
Break - to destroy

By - near; via; "The car is by the flag pole"; "We travel by car"
Buy - to purchase; "I need to buy a super charger"
Bye - what you say when you leave; "I'm leaving now. Bye."

Do - to carry out; "I need to do my homework."
Due - something owed; "My car payment is due the 20th."

Hear - what your ears do, "I can hear your exhaust a mile away"
Here - a location; "Let's stop here"

Loose - the opposite of tight
Lose - the opposite of win

One - a number; 1
Won - past tense of win; "I won the race"

Passed - verb, past tense of pass; "I was passed by a Civic".
Past - a point in time; "What happened happened; I can't do anything about that now because it's in the past".

Right - a direction; correct
Write - what you do with a pencil/pen

Sense - noun: sight, taste, touch, etc.; verb: to perceive; "I sense you might be learning something by reading this"
Since - from the past until now; "I haven't been to the track since then"

Than - a comparison - "My car is faster than yours"
Then - a period in time "I went to the track back then"

Their - showing 3rd person possession; "Their home"
There - a location; "Over there"
They're - a contraction of they are; "They're going to race"

To - "We are driving to lunch" (not sure how to define without confusing you more)
Too - can be used to mean also, or as a form of exaggeration or being over the top; "We want to race too"; "He was making too much power for his clutch"
Two - a number; 2

Were - similar to was; past tense; "We were going to race"
We're - a contraction of we are; present tense; "We are going to race"
Where - used in a question addressing a location; "Where is the car?"


Please read this over however many times it takes you to figure it out and quit sucking at English. You may now return to posting.

Note: This is obviously no where near complete, but I'll try to update it as more comes to mind or my attention. You may also feel free to leave suggestions for other screw ups you see around the forums.
 
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YAY!!! Someone else that realizes the English languages has been destroyed by life on the internet.

My biggest pet peeve, people not knowing when to use "then" or "than".
 
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YAY!!! Someone else that realizes the English language has been destroyed by life on the internet.
LOL, yes. Sometimes, I actually think that I may be getting stupider :)3_headsha ) because of time spent on the internet.
 
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+1... well done. now if i can only start using capital letters to begin my sentences, and using the apostrophe correctly, ill be getting somewhere, hahahahhah!
 
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A similar phenomenon occurs in text messaging. I cannot understand a single thing my younger sister says to me via text message. I have to call her and explain that I don't understand why she has to use the letter "i" when she's talking about the human eye.

I have disabled all texting features due to these annoyances that I experience.

This post should be stickied in my opinion.
 
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A similar phenomenon occurs in text messaging. I cannot understand a single thing my younger sister says to me via text message. I have to call her and explain that I don't understand why she has to use the letter "i" when she's talking about the human eye.

I have disabled all texting features due to these annoyances that I experience.

This post should be stickied in my opinion.

Because in texting space is a premium, thus the letter I, sounds just like the word, but uses two less letters...It is also easier to type out on a phone pad. FYI anyways...

But yes, much of the internets are destroyed due to laziness and simple apathy of being wrong, or not caring to find out the correct way to spell words.

That said, english is a particularly obtuse language to learn.
 
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the only one that may not belong is the Lose Loose definitions. That can easily be a typo. aAt least its not like some of the first posts in the newb section where its all gibberish.


yeah, capital letters. I was sent to remedial english or special help with writing in second grade because i didn't use capital letters or punctuation. However, that same year I scored in the 99th percentile on a state exam... lol... nobody ever explained why capitals and punctuation were important. I knew what I wrote... lol
 
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my biggest pet peeve is when ppl dont use any grammar i dont care it if always in the right place but for god sakes please put commas and periods here and there without them it feels like my head is going to explode
 
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my biggest pet peeve is when ppl dont use any grammar i dont care it if always in the right place but for god sakes please put commas and periods here and there without them it feels like my head is going to explode

ooo ya i know what you mean its like theyre sentences just keeping going on and on and never end then the subjects just don't make sense and they go on tangents two where the beginning idea doesnt make any sense with the first idea omg Ive been in class all day and im so ready to go home but anyway SRI or CAI my buddy said that CAI will make my car get water in it but i dunno i think hes wack oh and i dont think grammer is important on the internet cause im not righting a paper so get over it.
 
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We'll see if I feel like stickying this.

Oh, and my comment on "loose" and "lose" - you can tell when someone doesn't know how to use the correct word when the wrong word shows up consistently where the other one should. I have seen that happen a lot.
 
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Here's my theory on the bastardization of "than". I have noticed that most of the posts where "then" is substituted for "than" are those from people in the south. I think it has to do with putting a southern drawl on the word "than", it comes out pretty close to "then". So, in school and everywhere else in the south, they hear "then" even though the other person is saying "than". Basically, in the south, there is no "than", it's just "then" and "then".
 
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Here's my theory on the bastardization of "than". I have noticed that most of the posts where "then" is substituted for "than" are those from people in the south. I think it has to do with putting a southern drawl on the word "than", it comes out pretty close to "then". So, in school and everywhere else in the south, they hear "then" even though the other person is saying "than". Basically, in the south, there is no "than", it's just "then" and "then".
WHY IS IT MY FAULT!? I'll show you bastardization...

lol. anyway...i dont really know...when i say "than" real southern, its "thaaayyaaan". not much "e" in it. then the word then...hmm. sounds just like "thiiin" sorta...

LOLOL.

another thing people from the south do is say "what all". like "what all is involved in installing my SRI?"
lol i never knew that was weird! I say that all the time.

people get mad about "i'm fixin to..." I say that all the time too. lol

I got the greatest sentence then..."yaller fixin to start installin that SRI, right? what all is involved in that? Ima gon grab a beerrrr"

i've been told its weird we say "18-wheeler" here too...

Hey, no fair. I'm about as south as you can get and I created the damn thread, lol.
southern*??

hehehehhehe
 
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I can't stand "a" vs. "an". Please use it correctly.correct way, "A car moves fast." "An car moves fast". Seriously?! Did that just happen? And the funny part bout this one is it takes more time to type the all important "n".
Updated :3_pimatyo

southern*??

hehehehhehe
LOL. Let me clarify: I'm about as far south as you can get, yet very far from "southern" :3_wink:

Hey don't hate on Texas, it's big enough to be its own country.
And at one time it actually was. In fact, Texas is the only country in the USA that has the right to succeed and become its own country again! Yeehaw!

AAAAAMEEENNN! Positive rep for you sir. :3_winkthu
Thank you, sir! Same to everyone else that showed a little + rep...thanks! :3_koning:

Actually, "alot" as a word does not exist. It's "a lot", as in "many".
LOL, yup. Added.
 
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Hey don't hate on Texas, it's big enough to be its own country.

One random Houston saying is apparently calling it a "feeder" road. Apparently that is a northern thing...or so I have heard I say 18 wheeler, also. I'm surprised though, that no one has mentioned "Yall", although I defend it as English needs a past tense plural possessive word other than "yous guys".

I love the "what all" though, I use it all the time.
 
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Hey don't hate on Texas, it's big enough to be its own country.

One random Houston saying is apparently calling it a "feeder" road. Apparently that is a northern thing...or so I have heard I say 18 wheeler, also. I'm surprised though, that no one has mentioned "Yall", although I defend it as English needs a past tense plural possessive word other than "yous guys".

I love the "what all" though, I use it all the time.
I don't think those are as bad as the words that SpeedCheeser listed that a lot of people tend to mess up, primarily because they're on the internet too much.
 
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Well, sometimes I just get tired of seeing so many misused words on a daily basis all over the interweb, so I decided I'd provide this helpful little guide for all of those among us that should probably head back to intermediate English classes and try again.

Note: This is obviously no where near complete, but I'll try to update it as more comes to mind or my attention. You may also feel free to leave suggestions for other screw ups you see around the forums.
AAAAAMEEENNN! Positive rep for you sir. :3_winkthu
 
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I have been to Speech class as a grade-schooler, taken public speaking in high school, and double honored in theater. But somehow when someone asks me where they can find something my drawl sometimes kicks in and I reply that they can find it, "right over thar."

BTW: it's alot not a lot :3_winkthu
 
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I have been to Speech class as a grade-schooler, taken public speaking in high school, and double honored in theater. But somehow when someone asks me where they can find something my drawl sometimes kicks in and I reply that they can find it, "right over thar."

BTW: it's alot not a lot :3_winkthu
Actually, "alot" as a word does not exist. It's "a lot", as in "many".
 
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My pet peeve involves people who criticize others' usage of English grammar when their grammar is also worthy of criticism.

Not pointing fingers, but it just happens so often on this forum by the grammar Nazis.
 
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my biggest english pet peevs:

wrong tenses

ain't.

Knowing when to use "good" or "well"
EX: "I did that well" vs. "I did that good"



And another one that isn't really grammar but when someone you don't know really well says something along the lines of;
"I had a good weekend"
and all i say is, "oh"
DON'T TELL ME WHAT YOU DID I DON'T CARE, I DIDN'T ASK!

I have two consecutive classes where people like that sit in front of me. I try and be nice and at least PRETEND to listen but it is hard. They never shut up.



EDIT

informal typing grammar (AKA here) doesn't bother me one bit but verbal is different
 
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Ok, well since this devolved into english pet peeves, then here is one of mine.

If things happen BY accident, then why do you do things ON purpose? Shouldn't it be BY purpose?

And I personally find it hilarious when people say "believe you me".


and I believe funnest and funner should be words. I also believe in the conjunction of "am not"... conjunction junction, whats you function... sorry, i digress...
 
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Oh, informal typing grammar isn't an issue to me, it's the consistent misuse of certain words, the transposition of letters that people think is cool (ect, teh and others), the inability to use punctuation by some people and the shortening of words. This is not a chat room, nor is it a text messaging device so having to get text on the screen in very little space or as fast as someone can is not an excuse.
 
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