Laid off? Unsatisfied with pumping gas, cleaning people's teeth, changing tires, or doing people's taxes? Stop cashing ObamaChecks, get yourself in the game, and get paid to off some useless mother****ers!
All items in good-to-great condition, some used once, others not at all except in training.
What I am offering is a bevy of ninja assassin gear. I have to give up on my dream career of being a ninja, as I have found that the killing-for-hire field is not what it used to be. What with hi-tech surveillance cameras, wiretapping, electronic counter measures and of course German-trained attack dogs, plus the fact that I am a slow footed drunk and lack the discipline to properly commit to a training regimen, I am offering some whippersnapper with keen eyes and balls of steel a chance to get into the field at the bargain basement price of just $10,000.00 !!! You can theoretically recoup your investment in just one job! Items for sale (may be willing to separate some of the big ticket gear but not any of the sets)
(3) Authentic traditional Shinobi Shozoku Ninja stealth uniforms of polished cotton, all hand-sewn by a Japanese seamstress. Her tongue was cut out and her eyes gouged as soon as the order was completed b/c she knew my measurements. I did not do the gouging, but I heard she was compensated most handsomely. They will fit anyone appx 6' and 280lbs. Additional tailoring is up to you.
(1) Black, (1) Tiger Stripe Camo, (1) Snow. Each uniform includes size 11 split toe Jika Tabi boots with natural rubber soles. Quiet as hell! I probably already snuck up on you! You should have gone to the Foot to Face Academy!
(18 ) Hand-tooled shurikens (aka throwing star to the un-informed.) 3 used, one with blood stains (my own...no comment)
(1) wrist cross bow and 5 bolts. Used to be 6 but I think my mom used the other one to tie her plants to.
(1) vial of mostly unused liquid, it's supposedly untraceable poison. It looks like water with green food coloring but the website I ordered it from definitely said it was untraceable plant-based poison. I gave some to my mom's cat and he didn't die, but he's a mean sonofa***** that eats rats that have been at the alley strychnine so maybe he's immune. Either that or maybe it's only human poison.
(1) Grappling hook with 10 foot rope, slightly frayed on end. A Doberman chewed off the rest.
(2) hand claws for climbing. also good for scratching eczema .
(2) short swords, 18 1/2 in. blades, 25 1/2 in. overall. I was told they are hand-forged and hammered japanese steel, folded over 1000 times, and then sharpened with the sweat of the oppressed as whetstone oil. One is slightly bent from a fall from a 9 foot fence, but it's still sharp as ****! Includes polished scabbards which can double as blowguns. Or breathing tubes. Or dildos.
So there you go. Some great gear at very reasonable prices. No BS, no 14 year olds, and no cops please.
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All items in good-to-great condition, some used once, others not at all except in training.
What I am offering is a bevy of ninja assassin gear. I have to give up on my dream career of being a ninja, as I have found that the killing-for-hire field is not what it used to be. What with hi-tech surveillance cameras, wiretapping, electronic counter measures and of course German-trained attack dogs, plus the fact that I am a slow footed drunk and lack the discipline to properly commit to a training regimen, I am offering some whippersnapper with keen eyes and balls of steel a chance to get into the field at the bargain basement price of just $10,000.00 !!! You can theoretically recoup your investment in just one job! Items for sale (may be willing to separate some of the big ticket gear but not any of the sets)
(3) Authentic traditional Shinobi Shozoku Ninja stealth uniforms of polished cotton, all hand-sewn by a Japanese seamstress. Her tongue was cut out and her eyes gouged as soon as the order was completed b/c she knew my measurements. I did not do the gouging, but I heard she was compensated most handsomely. They will fit anyone appx 6' and 280lbs. Additional tailoring is up to you.
(1) Black, (1) Tiger Stripe Camo, (1) Snow. Each uniform includes size 11 split toe Jika Tabi boots with natural rubber soles. Quiet as hell! I probably already snuck up on you! You should have gone to the Foot to Face Academy!
(18 ) Hand-tooled shurikens (aka throwing star to the un-informed.) 3 used, one with blood stains (my own...no comment)
(1) wrist cross bow and 5 bolts. Used to be 6 but I think my mom used the other one to tie her plants to.
(1) vial of mostly unused liquid, it's supposedly untraceable poison. It looks like water with green food coloring but the website I ordered it from definitely said it was untraceable plant-based poison. I gave some to my mom's cat and he didn't die, but he's a mean sonofa***** that eats rats that have been at the alley strychnine so maybe he's immune. Either that or maybe it's only human poison.
(1) Grappling hook with 10 foot rope, slightly frayed on end. A Doberman chewed off the rest.
(2) hand claws for climbing. also good for scratching eczema .
(2) short swords, 18 1/2 in. blades, 25 1/2 in. overall. I was told they are hand-forged and hammered japanese steel, folded over 1000 times, and then sharpened with the sweat of the oppressed as whetstone oil. One is slightly bent from a fall from a 9 foot fence, but it's still sharp as ****! Includes polished scabbards which can double as blowguns. Or breathing tubes. Or dildos.
So there you go. Some great gear at very reasonable prices. No BS, no 14 year olds, and no cops please.
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