wow.. so funny... har..har..har.....

 

LOL!!! That has to be the funniest thread ever posted in the history of the internet!

 

wow, just wow

 

I don't want to think about the time it took someone to sit there next to your car whackin it to do that..*shudders*

 

wtf

what is gizz?

is that like "green jizz"?

lol

born in ireland...all that green beer on st. pat's makes my junk funny!

 

Yeah, the time I spent in Ireland did the same thing to me. I think that prostitute leprechaun may have had something to do with it. (or could it have been when I had my way with the blarney stone??)

wtf

what is gizz?

is that like "green jizz"?

lol

born in ireland...all that green beer on st. pat's makes my junk funny!

 

upside down!

blarneystone yeaahhh!

that'll do it everytime!

I wonder if you slept with that same midget I did..........woh

 

did her "pot of gold" look more like a mangie alley cat? If so, yeah that was her.

upside down!

blarneystone yeaahhh!

that'll do it everytime!

I wonder if you slept with that same midget I did..........woh

 

wow, people are assho1es

 

and in this case, dicks

wow, people are assho1es

 

There are 3 kinds of people mainly Dicks, Pussies and *******s. Pussies think everyone can get along and Dicks just want to **** all the time without thinking it through. Then you got your *******s. Apparently, all the *******s want to **** on everything and make a mess. Pussies may get mad at Dicks once in a while because Pussies get ****ed by Dicks. But Dicks also **** *******s... and if they didn't **** the *******s, you get your Dick and your ***** all covered in ****.

 

man....every other line/word is blanked out.........

America! Fugg Yeah!

Comin along ta save the mother fuggin day yeah!

 

Wow, not sure what I would do if I saw that gunk on my car.
Urine, I can fathom as people walk their dogs or have too much Miller Lite in their system but that.
Just shudders the thought.

 

The guy just seen how hot your car was and couldn't help himself. I guess that is actually a complement on how good your car looks, lol.

 

The guy just seen how hot your car was and couldn't help himself. I guess that is actually a complement on how good your car looks, lol.

Yeah, but I don't know about you, but I'd rather have someone tell me my car looks good than have someone blow their load on it

 

i dont believe it......

 

damn man, your car is looking good, real real good. Where do you live at?

Yeah, but I don't know about you, but I'd rather have someone tell me my car looks good than have someone blow their load on it

 

i dont know what it is, but it looks like it, its very gross...

 

Ok that is sick. Ahh dissinfectant dude, might help a bit, but i see ur point

NoS

 

man....just wax, and wax and wax and wax

 

someone already did that

man....just wax, and wax and wax and wax

 

i wonder if giz can be wax too? hmm... makes me think.... now i know how to make it extra shiny for the car shows.... makes you wana touch it eh?

 

i wonder if giz can be wax too? hmm... makes me think

That Armor All wax as you dry stuff looks like jizz, and it also does a decent job of waxing the car.

 

where in Fl. are u?

 

you sure it was jizz ? did you taste it ?