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#2,881 ·
lil' puff said:
I will be more than happy to watch, point, and laugh at you all while you do this


On a somewhat side note... my dad has mentioned wanting to do this in the S2000
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It'd be cool to have your pops come, know just tell you man to get off his a$$ ;)
 
#2,888 ·
Hey Lee, where were you going this morning? I look up and see a lowered silver tib in my rear view mirror, and figured it was either you or Derek. Then when I saw the small little mirrors, I knew it was you. Sounded cool as you blew past me haha.

I work way the hel up there, so you can imagine the commute from my house to work is not very fun (43 miles each way).
 
#2,889 ·
Malogus said:
Hey Lee, where were you going this morning? I look up and see a lowered silver tib in my rear view mirror, and figured it was either you or Derek. Then when I saw the small little mirrors, I knew it was you. Sounded cool as you blew past me haha.

I work way the hel up there, so you can imagine the commute from my house to work is not very fun (43 miles each way).
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I was going to school (101 and 59th ave) i can't beleive you commute that far. Yeah i got on the freeway and i see this blue tib so i figured i see if it was someone i knew and then i saw the plate and i was oh **** what he doin up here. I wished i had your number so i could call you and see what was up, i'll PM you my number just so you have it.

BTW your not blown are you? i thught i heard a whistle as you blew past, anyway it was fun flying past audis at 100mph :3_devil: :3_devil: :3_devil:
 
#2,892 ·
Malogus said:
You can have the 17, that is a dirty freeway. I call the 87. Lots of open land through the indian reservation, and no cops :)
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Yeah due us poor people in central Phoenix get ****ing gipt, ugley crappy ****ty ass mantained freeway, but its home :3_coool: I like the 17 on the way to flagstaff once you get outa the city it can be realy fun short road trip
 
#2,894 ·
lil' puff said:
so Patrick..... got something under the hood we don't know about?
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No, but I do have a 100 pound package arriving tomorrow.

LOL, after xmas, car insurance, an expensive trip to vegas, etc. I don't have money for any more car parts :)

I think my parents might be coming up on Saturday, so the BBQ at my place might not work out. I will keep you guys informed...
 
#2,895 ·
Malogus said:
No, but I do have a 100 pound package arriving tomorrow.

LOL, after xmas, car insurance, an expensive trip to vegas, etc. I don't have money for any more car parts :)

I think my parents might be coming up on Saturday, so the BBQ at my place might not work out. I will keep you guys informed...
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100 lbs package.... hmmm, and that would be??
 
#2,896 ·
Thought you all would enjoy this, being you are all men, and I seem to be the only girl in the Az threads since Geeky left us :(
How to Argue With Females

The Allied Invasion. The Trojan Horse. The Divine Plan. The following strategy puts them all to shame because it defines how to finally defeat the great beast of society: women.
Arguing with girls, like yoga, is a meaningless and inane exercise. A lot of guys hate doing it, most notably because it never seems like we can win. But you can win. Here's how.

Step 1. Abandon all logic. Girls don't use it, and you certainly shouldn't allow it to handicap you.

Step 2. If you believe strongly in something, do NOT give in to any aspect of it. Compromise is useless against girls, because they will rationalize that if they can get you to concede to one element, they can get you to quit on the whole ****in' Periodic Table. (Nothing like a little chemistry humour, right?)

Step 3. Don't be afraid to take cheap shots. Ever argue with a girl about something and they randomly insult you with something that has no relevance to the argument? That's their way of trying to wear you down and push you off-topic. Fight fire with fire, I say. Tell her she has a fat ass, small boobs, an ugly face, disorienting facial hair, unwieldy hips, and is a genuinely awful person.

Step 4. Cite precedent. Girls have no concept of historical factors relating to the current situation. Most girls reading this just went over to dictionary.com to see what "precedent" meant.

Step 5. Interrupt her. Don't let her talk. Girls hate that like they hate other girls. It's hilarious, too. They get all frazzled.

Step 6. Don't take her seriously. Laugh at every point she deems serious in nature. Fart, if possible. Derail her emotional train.

Step 7. If the argument escalates, cut off all communication with her. If a girl can't find you, she can't continue arguing about bull****. Change your phone number, relocate, and get a name change if you must.

Step 8. Don't be fooled by "Let's stop arguing please." That's their way of making you let your guard down, so they can swoop in after you're worn down. Instead, say something like "Yeah, all this being right is exhausting for me." Pisses them off. Just trust me.

Step 9. Compare her unfavourably with another girl. This is especially effective if the comparison is with a girl that they simply abhor. Tell her something like, "Lisa is so much more compassionate than you." Girls hate other girls, like a deer hates a shotgun. And how do you take down a deer? Exactly.

Step 10. Don't be intimidated by the water works. That's their ultimate contingency, knowing that guys can't deal with a crying girl. Stay strong, don't let yourself get emotional, just think of something funny. Replay scenes from "Office Space" in your head if you must.

Step 11. Bust out, "I don't feel like fighting. I've proven my point." Then stop. Leave the argument. It pisses them off because a guy's natural reaction is to resolve, whereas a girl's is to continue forever and ever until the end of time until they hear that they are right. If a guy decides that he is right and won't budge, their whole concept of male-female relations is shot to ****. Again, mind games.

Step 12. Ask her if she's on the rag. Self-explanatory.

Step 13. When all else fails, tell her she's just like her mother. It's an ace-in-the-hole and will emotionally cripple her to such a degree she may even forget her whole argument.

Remember, girls are the less intelligent of the genders. All throughout history men have out-thought, out-invented, and out-created women in every facet of existence. Isn't it about time we won an argument for once? Gentlemen, that time is now.
 
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